Project 2029

Admittedly unrealistic ideas to improve our government

1. 

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   Replace US Supreme Court with US Supreme Quartet. Require that all decisions be rendered in 5 part harmony by the majority.

2. Replace the Electoral College with the Electoral Preschool. Require that electors cast their ballot after lunch so they are not cranky when they choose the President.

3. Expand the US Supreme Court to 852 Justices because research has shown that crowd-sourced decisions are the most valid.

4. Coin flips will be utilized by the Supreme Court to improve the logical underpinning of all Supreme Court rulings.

5. Permit Canada to annex the United States, allowing the USA to remain a semi-autonomous region wherein we are basically allowed to continue our way of life undisturbed but the Gulf of Mexico must show up on our maps as the Gulf of Southern Canada.

6. Democrats will be required to take communication training so that they can avoid sounding like ivory tower eggheads.

7. The traditional Thanksgiving meal will be changed from turkey to sushi because turkey always too dry!

8. The President will be strongly encouraged, if it’s okay with him, to follow US laws, because Republican congresspeople are tired of being embarrassed by their hypocrisy.

9. Presidential advisors will be barred from filming tv commercials on White House grounds.

10. All future Presidents will be forbidden from dancing, except for the foxtrot which they will only be permitted to engage in within the new White House ballroom.

11. Presidents will be required to swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States. Oops! They are already required to do so!

12. The 28th Amendment passes into law banning Presidential tanning booths.